0418 · Why Conflate The Condiments? · Ilhan Omar · Pete Buttigieg



“Steve likes meat. Zach likes meat. They like it hot, tender and attached to the bone. They have that entire massacre in common! So, what do they do? They conflate the condiment?” [SCRIPT

Late Nite Last Week · Bill Maher, Real Time, Samantha Bee, Full Frontal, Colin Jost, Michael Che, Weekend Update, Saturday Night Live, SNL, James Corden, The Late Late Show, Carpool Karaoke • Stephen Colbert, The Late Show, Jimmy Fallon, The Tonight Show, Seth Meyers, Late Night with Seth Meyers, Jimmy Kimmel, Jimmy Kimmel Live, Trevor Noah, The Daily Show, Conan O’Brien, Jim Jefferies, 2020 Presidential Election, Best Of Late Night Comedy, Late Night Comedy Podcast, Political Jokes, Political Humor, Political Satire, Mark Whitney, Donald Trump, 2020 Presidential Election, Political Analysis


04.13 · The Fondler Of Our Country · Joe Biden · Lucy Flores · Bill Burr · Kenny Deforest



“Joe’s tactile. Trump’s erectile. Maybe that’s a political strategy. I’m tactile. Vote for me because he’s erectile. So, whodaya want, Ladies?” [SCRIPT

Late Nite Last Week · Bill Maher, Real Time, Samantha Bee, Full Frontal, Colin Jost, Michael Che, Weekend Update, Saturday Night Live, SNL, James Corden, The Late Late Show, Carpool Karaoke • Stephen Colbert, The Late Show, Jimmy Fallon, The Tonight Show, Seth Meyers, Late Night with Seth Meyers, Jimmy Kimmel, Jimmy Kimmel Live, Trevor Noah, The Daily Show, Conan O’Brien, Jim Jefferies, 2020 Presidential Election, Best Of Late Night Comedy, Late Night Comedy Podcast, Political Jokes, Political Humor, Political Satire, Mark Whitney, Donald Trump, 2020 Presidential Election, Political Analysis


04.10 · Avocados & President Pornstar · Tiffany Haddish · Tracy Morgan



Can the immediate reaction to a failed joke be more predictive of electoral success than the most sophisticated polls? [SCRIPT

Late Nite Last Week · Bill Maher, Real Time, Samantha Bee, Full Frontal, Colin Jost, Michael Che, Weekend Update, Saturday Night Live, SNL, James Corden, The Late Late Show, Carpool Karaoke • Stephen Colbert, The Late Show, Jimmy Fallon, The Tonight Show, Seth Meyers, Late Night with Seth Meyers, Jimmy Kimmel, Jimmy Kimmel Live, Trevor Noah, The Daily Show, Conan O’Brien, Jim Jefferies, 2020 Presidential Election, Best Of Late Night Comedy, Late Night Comedy Podcast, Political Jokes, Political Humor, Political Satire, Mark Whitney, Donald Trump, 2020 Presidential Election, Political Analysis


04.08 · Russian To Judgment And The End Of Mueller Time



“Not guilty and exonerate are not the same. Jury says ‘not guilty’ you are not exonerated. Sure, you cut your husband’s dick off. But the evidence is, let’s say, razor thin!” [SCRIPT

Late Nite Last Week · Bill Maher, Real Time, Samantha Bee, Full Frontal, Colin Jost, Michael Che, Weekend Update, Saturday Night Live, SNL, James Corden, The Late Late Show, Carpool Karaoke • Stephen Colbert, The Late Show, Jimmy Fallon, The Tonight Show, Seth Meyers, Late Night with Seth Meyers, Jimmy Kimmel, Jimmy Kimmel Live, Trevor Noah, The Daily Show, Conan O’Brien, Jim Jefferies, 2020 Presidential Election, Best Of Late Night Comedy, Late Night Comedy Podcast, Political Jokes, Political Humor, Political Satire, Mark Whitney, Donald Trump, 2020 Presidential Election, Political Analysis


04.01 · Pornstar Loses Mouthpiece: The Trials Of Michael Avenatti



“Imagine being Stormy’s mouthpiece?! Lotta gargling involved.” [SCRIPT]  

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03.25 · Admissions Impossible [Complete] · Rick Singer · Felicity Huffman · Lori Loughlin · Olivia Jade



Late Nite Last Nite · Bill Maher, Real Time, Samantha Bee, Full Frontal, Colin Jost, Michael Che, Weekend Update, Saturday Night Live, SNL, James Corden, The Late Late Show, Carpool Karaoke • Stephen Colbert, The Late Show, Jimmy Fallon, The Tonight Show, Seth Meyers, Late Night with Seth Meyers, Jimmy Kimmel, Jimmy Kimmel Live, Trevor Noah, The Daily Show, Conan O’Brien, Jim Jefferies, 2020 Presidential Election, Best Of Late Night Comedy, Late Night Comedy Podcast, Political Jokes, Political Humor, Political Satire, Mark Whitney, Donald Trump, 2020 Presidential Election, Political Analysis


03.23 · Admissions Impossible Act 3 · Why Lori Loughlin & Felicity Huffman Are Presumed Guilty



“Is it any wonder these students are hypervigilent when, since the Infant Program, Mom gets a text every time they shit themselves?” [SCRIPT]

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03.22 · Admissions Impossible Act 2 · John Oliver v Olivia Jade · Lori Laughlin · Martha Stewart



“A Gap year Kid is a white eighteen year old who travels overseas to visit diversity. Not for a year. For two weeks. Spends the other fifty weeks playing video games and jerking off to midget porn!” [SCRIPT]

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03.21 · Admissions Impossible Act 1 · Rick Singer · Felicity Huffman · Lori Loughlin



“Tough raising kids these days. Any idea how hard it is to find a tutor who will launder your bribe?” [SCRIPT]

Late Nite Last Nite · Bill Maher, Real Time, Samantha Bee, Full Frontal, Colin Jost, Michael Che, Weekend Update, Saturday Night Live, SNL, James Corden, The Late Late Show, Carpool Karaoke • Stephen Colbert, The Late Show, Jimmy Fallon, The Tonight Show, Seth Meyers, Late Night with Seth Meyers, Jimmy Kimmel, Jimmy Kimmel Live, Trevor Noah, The Daily Show, Conan O’Brien, Jim Jefferies, 2020 Presidential Election, Best Of Late Night Comedy, Late Night Comedy Podcast, Political Jokes, Political Humor, Political Satire, Mark Whitney, Donald Trump, 2020 Presidential Election, Political Analysis


03.18 · President Pornstar, Jay Leno, SNL, The 1st Amendment & The Duty To Impeach



“Many committed listeners saying: ‘Where’s the college bribery show, Mark?’ Some things it makes sense to just let it play out a little bit. Whole thing just pisses me off. Spend all this money bribing my kid into USC. Then he shows up to water polo with a horse!” [SCRIPT]

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