[VIDEO] · Crystal Mason Gets Five Years In Prison For Voting While Black · Mark Whitney For President · #KeepBanging · Introducing Moe Rogan



Crystal Mason is looking at five years in state prison for voting. Everybody knows that the President of the United States is authorized to make a Federal crime go away. Today, civil libertarian for President, Mark Whitney explains how as President, with the stroke of a pen, he will ensure Crystal will walks away from her state crime of voting while black.


[AUDIO] · Crystal Mason Gets Five Years In Prison For Voting While Black · Mark Whitney For President · #KeepBanging · Introducing Moe Rogan



Crystal Mason is looking at five years in state prison for voting. Everybody knows that the President of the United States is authorized to make a Federal crime go away. Today, civil libertarian for President, Mark Whitney explains how as President, with the stroke of a pen, he will ensure Crystal will walks away from her state crime of voting while black.


161 · Neo Nazi Letdown By Trump · Ilhan Omar · Ayanna Pressley · Rashida Talib · AOC



“LOOK CLOSELY INTO YOUR PHONE · LOOK AT ME · BLONDE HAIR, BLUE EYES AND NOT GUILTY SKIN PIGMENTATION · I HAVE THE RUN OF THE COUNTRY · I CAN ATTEND A TRUMP RALLY WITHOUT FEAR. WHAT FUNDAMENTAL PRINCIPLE OF CIVIC LIFE IS AT STAKE WHEN MARK WHITNEY HAS THE RUN OF THE COUNTRY AND ILHAN OMAR DOES NOT?” [SCIRIPT]


160 • The Jon Stewart Roast Of Congress • The NY Times War On Satire • GOP Owns Free Speech • Tulsi Gabbard • Iran • AUMF



“Want to know a fun parlor game? Next time you’re chatting it up with your friends at a dinner party, say: “Been talking to my friends. Can’t get a consensus. Maybe you can help,Mary. What should the consequences be for free speech?'” It’s idiot bait. Enjoy! [SCRIPT]


158 • Citizenship Not Censorship · Zuckerberg Cedes Free Speech Mantle To Trump



“Nothing unites people who never say: Private companies can do whatever they want” like censorship they agree with. [SCRIPT

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157 • Did Joe Biden Have A Stroke? · Vir Das · Jay Leno · Lenny Marcus



“Over the break I turn sixty. Wife says: “From now on I’ll be living with an old guy!” I’m like: “Really? What’s his name?” [SCRIPT]

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156 • Why Conflate The Condiments? · Ilhan Omar · Pete Buttigieg



“Steve likes meat. Zach likes meat. They like it hot, tender and attached to the bone. They have that entire massacre in common! So, what do they do? They conflate the condiment?” [SCRIPT

Late Nite Last Week · Bill Maher, Real Time, Samantha Bee, Full Frontal, Colin Jost, Michael Che, Weekend Update, Saturday Night Live, SNL, James Corden, The Late Late Show, Carpool Karaoke • Stephen Colbert, The Late Show, Jimmy Fallon, The Tonight Show, Seth Meyers, Late Night with Seth Meyers, Jimmy Kimmel, Jimmy Kimmel Live, Trevor Noah, The Daily Show, Conan O’Brien, Jim Jefferies, 2020 Presidential Election, Best Of Late Night Comedy, Late Night Comedy Podcast, Political Jokes, Political Humor, Political Satire, Mark Whitney, Donald Trump, 2020 Presidential Election, Political Analysis


155 • The Fondler Of Our Country · Joe Biden · Lucy Flores · Bill Burr · Kenny Deforest



“Joe’s tactile. Trump’s erectile. Maybe that’s a political strategy. I’m tactile. Vote for me because he’s erectile. So, whodaya want, Ladies?” [SCRIPT]

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154 • Avocados & President Pornstar · Tiffany Haddish · Tracy Morgan



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Late Nite Last Week · Bill Maher, Real Time, Samantha Bee, Full Frontal, Colin Jost, Michael Che, Weekend Update, Saturday Night Live, SNL, James Corden, The Late Late Show, Carpool Karaoke • Stephen Colbert, The Late Show, Jimmy Fallon, The Tonight Show, Seth Meyers, Late Night with Seth Meyers, Jimmy Kimmel, Jimmy Kimmel Live, Trevor Noah, The Daily Show, Conan O’Brien, Jim Jefferies, 2020 Presidential Election, Best Of Late Night Comedy, Late Night Comedy Podcast, Political Jokes, Political Humor, Political Satire, Mark Whitney, Donald Trump, 2020 Presidential Election, Political Analysis