20190127-Script

NOTICE: This is not a transcript. This is the draft script for this post. The spoken-word version of the show is authoritative. ~Management

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[CLAPPING AND SINGING GREAT AGAIN] · THANK YOU, SHADOE! THANK YOU, ALOE BLACK! AND THANK YOU FOR YOUR PATIENCE. I WAS DECLARED NON-ESSENTIAL!

ACTUALLY INTERRUPTED · ARTICLE RIGHT HERE · SCIENTISTS ARE CLONING MONKEYS · MAKE THEM MENTALLY ILL · ON PURPOSE · RETARDED MONKEYS · TURNS OUT IT’S AN INCUBATOR FOR FOX NEWS!

[RIMSHOT]

FATHER’S DAY HANNITY CALLS A PETRI DISH! [ACT OUT]

STEP BEHIND THE CURTAIN HERE FOR A MINUTE · RIGHT HERE BACK STAGE · TAKE YOUR HAND OFF MY ASS · SIR · I CREATE A SHOW FIRST QUESTION I ASK MYSELF IS: “WHERE ARE WE?”

[COLBERT]

TWENTY WRITERS. OUTTA’ JOKES.

GOVERNMENT OF COURSE IS RE-OPENED FOR BRIBERY · CLOAK ROOM FULLY STOCKED WITH VASELINE, CRISCO AND KY FOR WHEN THE LOBBYISTS POP IN FOR A “FILIBUSTER” · WHAT THEY CALL IT · LATIN FOR HANDJOB.

SPEAKING OF UPRISINGS · PORNHUB · DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA SHUTDOWN NUMBERS FOR PORNHUB UP TEN PERCENT · FURLOUGHED FEDERAL WORKERS WERE ACTUALLY TAKING MATTERS INTO THEIR OWN HANDS!

[RIMSHOT]

WHERE WAS I · OF YEAH · WHERE ARE WE · THAT’S WHERE I WAS · WHERE ARE WE · COME ON! TRY TO KEEP UP, GOD DAMMIT! · IF I CAN’T ANSWER THAT QUESTION “WHERE ARE WE” I CAN’T DO A SHOW. FIRST HALF OF LAST WEEK COULD NOT ANSWER THAT QUESTION. ALSO LOST A COUPLA DAYS BATTLING TECHNOLOGY · WORK ALONE · HAD TO BRING A NEW MACHINE ONLINE · I’M THE EYE TEE DEPARTMENT, TOO · WE’RE GOOD NOW.

[TRUMP I WANT IT]

BILLIONAIRES VERSUS THE HUDDLED MASSES!

[SEBASTIAN]

WORKING THE MASSES · SEBASTIAN MANISCULCO LAST WEEK WITH FALLON, WORKING THE MASSES WITH THE PROMISE OF A BIG PAY DAY! WAHT IS THAT? WORKING THE MASSES WITH THE PROMISE OF A PAY DAY? THAT’S POPULISM. POPULISM ELECTS TRUMP PRESIDENT. BECAUSE TRUMP DID IT, WE’VE BEEN INSTRUCTED BY THE COMMENTARIAT THAT POPULISM IS BAD. FOR THE PAST THREE YEARS I’VE BEEN ASKING: “IN A CONSTITUTIONAL REPUBLIC, WHAT IS SELF-GOVERNMENT IF NOT POPULISM?” TO PROVE THE THEORY, ENTER STAGE LEFT? ALEXANDRIA OCASIO CORTEZ.

[AOC 1]

BEN AND JERRY’S “STEPHEN COLBERT’S AMERICONE DREAM” · WHAT IS THE AMERICAN DREAM? COME ON. YOU KNOW. THE AMERICAN DREAM! HAD TO DEFINE IT IN TWO OR THREE WORDS. NOT YOUR PERSONAL DREAM. BUT THE CLICHE THAT IS THE AMERICAN DREAM…WE’LL COME BACK TO IT.

[AOC 2]

OCASIO-CORTEZ HEADLINES __________________ WITH TANEHISI COATES, COMMUNICATING HER THESIS PERFECTLY. IN A WORLD WHERE SEVEN GUARANTEES SIXTY, WHO NEEDS VEGAS?!

LISTEN TO THAT FROM THE GAS STATION YOU OWN IN IOWA, YOU’RE LIKE: “FULLY BURDENED COST THAT SEVEN DOLLAR EMPLOYEE IS ELEVEN DOLLARS AN HOUR AFTER WORKERS COMP AND EMPLOYERSIDE WITHHOLDINGS, COST OF GOOD SOLD IS THIRTY DOLLARS AN HOUR, RENT AND DEBT SERVICE ARE TEN DOLLARS AND HOUR, AND ANOTHER THING I PLEDGED MY HOUSE TO THE BANK TO MAKE THAT JOB POSSIBLE, BARELY TAKING SEVEN DOLLARS AN HOUR OUT MYSELF! MAY AS WELL LOCK THE DOOR, FILE CHAPTER SEVEN, HOPE TO WIN THE LOTTERY! IF I MAY BE SO BOLD: [ACT OUT] “EXACTLY HOW MANY PAYROLLS HAVE YOU MADE, THERE, AH, JUNIOR MISS? I’M MAN ENOUGH TO ADMIT I MAY NOT BE AS SAY HOWIE MANDEL!

SEEN HOWIE’S SHOW?

[BOARD]

DEAL OR NO DEAL. GAME SHOW WHERE JUST BETWEEN YOU AND ME, YOU HAVE A FIFTY PERCENT CHANCE OF GOING HOME WITH SEVEN HUNDRED AND FIFTY DOLLARS OR LESS. BUT THAT’S NOT HOW THEY SELL IT. THEY SELL THE DREAM. THE AMERICAN DREAM — TOLD WE’D COME BACK TO IT — AMERICAN DREAM OF [TAKE A BEAT] MILLION DOLLARS — THAT’S THE CLICHE — AND IT’S RIGHT UP THERE ON THAT BOARD!

[ACT OUT] “NEXT CONTESTANT, SUMMERS IN NANTUCKET, DR. DAVE KENNEDY, EVERYBODY — AND HE’S A RHODES SCHOLAR!” “TRUE, HOWIE. BUT I ALSO DO DRIVEWAYS.” “I DON’T GET IT.” ROADS SCHOLAR. DOES DRIVEWAYS. “OH AND HE’S FUNNY TOO!!!”

THAT OF COURSE IS SATIRE. “DEAL OR NO DEAL” IS NO SHOW FOR NOBILITY. THAT’S NPR.

[ACT OUT] “LET’S BRING OUT OUR IDEAL CONTESTANT: LUIS IS BORN, DOES ELEVEN FOSTER HOMES IN THIRTEEN YEARS, GETS ADOPTED BY HIS THIRD GRADE TEACHER, WHO NOW — WHAT ARE THE CHANCES — CANCER!!!

[RIMSHOT/DATA]

THAT CLIP RIGHT THERE — FOR ME — ANSWERS THE QUESTION: “WHERE ARE WE!” IT’S ALL THERE: DIGITAL v ANALOG · APPOINTMENT v ON DEMAND · REPRESENTATION v GO FUCK YOURSELF, THEREBY CREATING A MARKET FOR ALEXANDRIA OCASIO CORTEZ AND HER VIRTUAL ORGANIZATION OF MILLENIALS · JUSTICE DEMOCRATS DOT ____ THESE PEOPLE? NOT FUCKING AROUND!

THOSE OF YOU HERE FOR THE FIRST TIME YOU ARE LISTENING TO 100% LISTENER SUPPORTED LATE NITE LAST WEEK · NUMBER ONE AUDIO ONLY POLITICAL COMEDY SHOW ON PLANET EARTHER · MY NAME IS MARK. NICE TO MEET YA! LIKE WHAT YA’ HERE TODAY · GOOD HOST CAN NEVER HAVE TOO MANY SIDEKICKS · LIKE TO KICK IN BOUT TWENTY CENTS A SHOW ANNUALIZED YOU CAN DO THAT RIGHT NOW AT LATE NITE LAST WEEK DOT COM!

I’D BE LYING IF I DIDN’T SAY I HAVE HIGH HOPES FOR TODAY’S SHOW, BUT BEFORE WE BEGIN PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER FOR MY UNWITTING CONTESTANTS, YOU KNOW THEM, YOU LOVE THEM, AMERICA’S RETINUE OF LATE NIGHT RACONTEAURS ALL COMPETING FOR THE SOON TO BE COVETTED SIS BOOM BAA AWARD FOR JOKE OF THE WEEK, BEGINNING THIS WEEK WITH THE COMEDY TEAM OF BILL MAHER AND ANN COULTER!

[HSTS-WHITNEY]

THANK YOU, SHADOE!

RUBBERTREE PLANT! DON’T WRITE ‘EM LIKE THAT ANY MORE!

BIG BAND · SINATRA · SHITTY LYRICS · FUCKING RUBBER TREE · THING IS IT’S BASED ON A TRUE STORY · DURING WORLD WAR II GOVERNMENT EXPERIMENTS WITH GENETIC EDITING SO IT CAN MAKE SUPER SOLDIERS.

GOVERNMENT EXPERIMENTS PRIMARILY ON ANTS DUE TO THEIR MINDLESS OBEDIENCE AND UNPARALLELED STRENGTH. THESE SUPER ANTS GET OUT OF CONTROL, ESCAPE THE LAB, KILLING EVERBODY IN THE PROCESS. BUT THE GOVERNMENT COVERS IT UP. THAT’S WHEN THE ANTS BEGIN CUTTING DOWN RUBBER TREES TO SATE THEIR OUT OF CONTROL HUNGER, UNTIL EVENTUALLY THE ANTS TAKE DOWN HOOVER DAM.

LUCKILY WE FIND A WAY TO MAKE PHEROMONE BOMBS WHICH WE DROP ON JAPAN, THUS LURING THE ANTS AWAY FROM US, THEREBY UNLEASHING THEM ON JAPANESE STRONGHOLDS. SHORTLY THEREAFTER, THE JAPANESE SURRENDER AND, THE REST IS HISTORY…

THAT WILL GET YOU AN “AAY” ON YOUR MASTERS OF FINE ARTS THESIS, AND A RETARDED MONKEY AUDITION ON FOX AND FRIENDS!

BUT THAT’S NOT WHY I CALLED!

WAY TO BEAT THE SYSTEM IS TO EARN LIKE A CAPITALIST AND LIVE LIKE A SOCIALIST. NEXT THING YA’ KNOW YOU WILL HAVE A NET WORTH OF EIGHT THOUSAND DOLLARS, OR STATED DIFFERENTLY, THE GLOBAL ONE PERCENT!

THIS IS WHERE WE ARE:

THE CON OF IDENTITY POLITICS? REPUBLICANS ARE LIKE: ALL THE JESUS YOU CAN EAT AND WE’LL TAKE THAT HOUSE NOW! JESUS COSTS THE CORPORATE STATE NOT ONE DOLLAR!

DEMOCRATS ARE JUST AS BAD. YOU CAN BE ANY LETTER OF THE ALPHABET! YOU CAN BE A BEE! YOU CAN BE AN ELL! YOU CAN BE A TEE! YOU CAN BE THE WHOLE FUCKING SANDWICH!

DOES NOT COST THEIR WALL STREET OWNERS ONE DOLLAR.

BY THE NUMBERS:

·43.5% AMERICANS ARE POOR OR LOW WEALTH
·MAJORITY OF POOR PEOPLE IN UNITED STATES ARE WHITE, WOMEN, CHILDREN, WORKING PEOPLE AND THE DISABLED.
·400 AMERICANS MAKE AN AVERAGE OF NINETY-SEVEN THOUSAND DOLLARS AN HOUR

NO CONCEPT OF EXCESS. WE KNOW THAT BECAUSE 2016? TWENTY SIX PRESIDENTIAL DEBATES NOT ONE HOUR SPENT ON SYSTEMIC POVERTY, PRISON ECONOMY, WAR ECONOMY?

[LUIS 1]

YOU CAN MARRY ANYBODY. BUT YA’ CAN’T BUY A HOUSE.

TUITION’S SO HIGH WHEN THE FETUS TEST COMES BACK “GENIUS” COUPLE’S LIKE: “ABORT!

HEAD DOWN THE SPERM BANK GET ME A TUBE OF COMMUNITY COLLEGE!!!

WHY WE HAVE GAME SHOWS!

QUESTION FOR THE HALF OF THIS AUDIENCE COMPRISED OF MY FELLOW U.S. CITIZENS. WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH THE FREE HEADSPACE KNOWING IF YOU GET SICK YOU CAN JUST GO TO THE DOCTOR. NO PRIVATE OR PUBLIC SECTOR PREMIUMS. MAYBE A SMALL FEE, THAT IS KNOWN AHEAD OF TIME.

[BANKER]

THIS SHOW WAS TAPED, LUIS GREEN WAS NOT EVEN A THOUSANDAIRE. HE WAS UNREPRESENTED IN THE LEGISLATURE. WHY? BECAUSE POOR PEOPLE DON’T VOTE!

SEATTLE SEAHAWKS RUNNING BACK MARSHAWN LYNCH LAST WEEK WITH BILL MAHER DOES NOT VOTE.

[LYNCH 1]

ATTENDS U.C. BERKELEY. MAJORS IN SOCIAL WELFARE.

[LYNCH 2]

HE’S THINKING: “TELL ME ABOUT IT!”

[LYNCH 3]

THIS IS WHERE FELLOW PANELIST BARNEY FRANK JUMPS IN.

[LYNCH 4]

“WHERE THEY AT THEN?!”

[SFX: CRICKETS]

MULTIPLE REFERENCES TO QUOTE UNQUOTE “THE HOOD” · “THE HOOD” IS A THING · “THE HOOD” IS INSTITUTIONALIZED · CREATED BY THE ACTIONS AND INACTIONS OF OVERWHELMING WHITE MEN LIKE STROM THURMOND AND JOE BIDEN, AND THEIR COLLEAGUES IN THE CLOAK ROOM.

OLD WHITE WOMEN WITH CELL PHONES SEE MARSHAWN LYNCH IN THEIR HOOD, THEY BE LIKE: “I’M A GOOD PERSON, OFFICER. JUST WONDERIN’? DID THEY CLOSE THE PRISON?”

YOU’RE OPPONENT IS A BILLIONAIRE…

[TRUMP MONTAGE]

…DOUCHEBAG WHO WOULD BE KING.

HOW DO YOU FLIP LUIS GREEN AND MARSHAWN LYNCH?

STEVE BANNON SEVERAL MONTHS AGO WITH BILL MAHER.

[BANNON]

TRUMP WINS. PECKING ORDER? GONE. PARTIES? ON LIFE SUPPORT. PERMISSION? WAITING YOUR TURN? HISTORY. NOW EVERYBODY WANTS TO BE PRESIDENT!

[MODEL MONTAGE]

ONE GAME SHOW IS DOZENS OF MODELS IN VERY SHORT SKIRTS AND VERY HIGH HEELS SPORTING BRIEFCASES FULL OF MONEY!

THE OTHER GAME SHOW IS DOZENS OF PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES — MOSTLY LAWYERS — ALSO BEING OFFERED BRIEFCASES FULL OF MONEY.

DIFFERENCE BEING THEY DON’T PUT THE LATTER ON TEE VEE!

WALL STREET SELECTS KAMALA HARRIS.

[HARRIS 1]

CLICHE MACHINE.

[HARRIS 2]

SAY IT AGAIN.

[HARRIS 3]

AND AGAIN.

[HARRIS 4]

BUT CAN YOU MAKE ONE THING SOUND LIKE TWO THINGS.

[HARRIS 5]

BRING IT HOME!

[HARRIS 6]

THAT’S WHEN 143 MILLION PEOPLE SAID: “WHERE’S MY CHECK!”

KAMALA WAR ROOM: YOU’RE OPPONENT IS A BILLIONAIRE WHO WOULD BE KING.

[HARRIS 7]

HIT THE KING WITH NOBILITY!

[HARRIS 8]

“BRING BACK NOBILITY!”

SHE SPEAKS FOR THE BUSH WING OF THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY, WHICH IS THE TOP 10%. THE DEMOCRATS WHO OWN STOCK IN PRIVATE PRISONS. YA’ KNOW — PROGRESSIVES! PHILOSOPHER, MATTHEW STEWART. AUTHOR OF THE NEW AMERICAN ARISTOCRACY.

[STEWART]

BILLIONAIRE OPPONENT WHO WOULD BE KING, ALEXANDRIA OCASIO-CORTEZ IS LIKE: “BILLIONAIRES ARE IMMORAL.”

SOMEWHERE JEFF BEZOS IS LIKE: “MACKENZIE TAKES 50%, THIS BITCH TAKES 70%, MAY AS WELL DECLARE MYSELF NON-ESSENTIAL!”

[AOC 1]

RINGWORM?! POWERFUL RHETORIC. VISCERAL. I HEAR ALABAMA AND RINGWORM I THINK JEFF SESSIONS!

THE POWER OF A STAND-UP. WHO NEEDS BILLIONAIRES ANYWAY? BILL BURR ON STEVE JOBS 2011.

[BURR]

THAT’S HER FIRST SPEECH ON THE FLOOR OF THE HOUSE. DONE SIXTY MINUTES. ON THE COVER HOLLYWOOD REPORTER BECAUSE CORTEZ THE DOCUMENTARY IS AT SUNDANCE. SHE’S IN THE OXYGEN, CREATING POLITICAL POETRY IN REAL TIME WITH TANEHISI COATES.

[FIRE]

STORYTELLING 101: WHAT ABOUT THAT VITRIOL YOU’RE INHALING?

THESIS: INHALING? ANTITHESIS: EXHALING. SYNTHESIS: FIRE.

THE EMOTION TRANSFERRED IS CONFIDENCE, RIGHT. IF I’M DOING THIS RIGHT, YOU SHOULD FEEL THAT RIGHT NOW. LIKE YOU’RE IN GOOD HANDS. WE’RE METHODICALLY BUILDING VALUE FOR AN ENORMOUS PAYOFF. IT’S THE LITTLE THINGS. THE ATTENTION TO DETAIL. FROM THE SUBTEXT OF HER CLAPBACKS TO THE COLOR OF HER NAILS.

[NAILS]

THE KNOCK ON OCASIO-CORTEZ BY THE MONKEYS IS THAT SHE HAS THE NERVE TO IMPOSE HER MORALITY ON OTHERS, WHICH BRINGS US TO 1980, REVEREND JERRY FALWELL, FOUNDER OF LIBERTY UNIVERSITY AND THE MORAL MAJORITY!

[FALWELL]

AND IN 2016 JERRY FALWELL JUNIOR WITH HANNITY!

[JUNIOR]

WHAT STARTS IN 1980 WITH FALWELL, ENDS 36 YEARS LATER WITH THE VICE PRESIDENT AND SECOND LADY KAREN PENCE. AKA “MOTHER.” BUT IN FAIRNESS, “HEIFER” WAS TAKEN!

TALK ABOUT NOBILITY. REVEREND PENCE PRESENTS AS IF HE’S ALREADY ON THE DOLLAR BILL. TECHNICALLY ALIVE I GUESS. GOT THE LITTLE LADY ON HER BACK WITH HER ANKLES PINNED BE3HIND HER NECK · TAKES THIRTY SECONDS TO GRUNT OUT ANOTHER SUB CRETIN · WHICH IRONICALLY IS THE BEST ARGUMENT FOR MANDATORY ABORTION!

THE PENCES REPRESENT THE PAST. KAMALA HARRIS, KIRSTEN GILLIBRAND, COREY BOOKER ALL ABOUT THE FUTURE. ASPIRATIONAL. WE’LL GET THERE. AT THE SPEED OF NOBILILITY.

THEN YOU PRESIDENT RICKLES AND CONGRESSWOMAN ALEXANDRIA CASIO-CORTEZ, NOT THE PAST, NOT THE FUTURE, IT’S RIGHT NOW, IT’S 100% TRANSACTIONAL. AND IT DOESN’T TAKE ANY THIRTY SIX YEARS.

I ASSUMED NEXT TWO YEARS COUPLA DOZEN DEMOCRATIC PRIMARY CAMPAIGNS, END UP WITH TWO CASES…

[CASES]

TWO CASES — STAKES HAVE NEVER BEEN HIGHER CHOICE HAS NEVER BEEN CLEARER — IT’S DOWN TO TRUMP AND THE DEMOCRAT HE’S GOING TO BEAT BECAUSE AS COMMITTED LISTENERS KNOW THE EIGHTEEN NINETEETHS RULE OF 2016 IS STILL IN PLAY AND THAT RULE STATES THAT TRUMP ONLY NEEDS TO BEAT 19 OPPONENTS TO HAVE TWO TERMS, 2016 HE BEAT 18, NOVEMBER 2020 HE NEEDS TO BEAT ONE MORE. I ASSUMED THAT WOULD BE THE AAY, BEE AND CEE STORY!

[KAMALA]

“I’M VERY EXCITED ABOUT IT.” · SHE’S FIFTY FOUR. WHAT’S GONNA HAPPEN BETWEEN NOW AND NOVEMBER 2020 TO GIVE HER TALENT, IN THE WAY THAT TRUMP AND OCASIO-CORTEZ ARE TALENTED?

[WHATEVER TV IS]

‘CAUSE I KNOW WHAT SOME OF YOU ARE THINKING · THINKING SHE’S TOO YOUNG TO RUN FOR PRESIDENT ANYWAY. THE DIFFERENCE IS THAT LITERALLY HUNDREDS OF YOUNG PEOPLE ARE GOING TO LOOK AT TRUMP WHO CHANGED THE GAME, AND OCASIO-CORTEZ WHO PROVED THE CONCEPT, AND RUN FOR OFFICE. THAT’S THE BEE STORY. AND WHEN JUSTICE DEMOCRATS CAMPAIGN FOR THESE NEW CANDIDATES CAMERAS WILL FOLLOW.

IT’S NOBILITY VERSUS HUMANITY. TRUMP’S TALENT. OCASIO-CORTEZ TALENT. EVERYBODY ELSE LOOKS LIKE A MONKEY BY COMPARISON.

“FIGHT’S REALLY WORTH HAVING. AS YOU CAN TELL FROM MY VOCAL VARIETY, I’M EXCITED.”

ON THE OTHER HAND…

[AAAYYY…]

SHE AND ALL OF HER CURRENT PEOPLE — NOT TRYING TO WIN AN ELECTION — THAT’S NOT WHAT WE DO HERE — THIS IS JUST WHERE WE ARE — OCASIO-CORTEZ AND THE HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE INSPIRED TO RUN BECAUSE OF HER · HARDCODED TO THE SOCIALS · ALL GOING TO ENDORSE BERNIE SANDERS, SAME TALENTED BERNIE SANDERS WHO SENT HIS PEOPLE TO TEACH OCASIO-CORTEZ A THING OR TWO. SAME TALENTED SANDERS FILLS STADIUMS WITH TWENTY THOUSAND PEOPLE, SAME TALENTED GUY CAMPAIGNS AT FALWELL’S LIBERTY UNIVERSITY.

[SANDERS/DEAL]

FIFTY PERCENT CHANGE OF FIVE DOLLARS. FIFTY PERCENT CHANCE SEVEN HUNDRED FIFTY THOUSAND DOLLARS. GIVE YA’ $333K RIGHT NOW TO GO AWAY! THE MILLIONS OF PEOPLE SCREAMING AT THE TV TELLING HIM TO TAKE THE DEAL KNOW THAT THE AMERICAN DREAM IS ELUSIVE AND THEY KNOW THAT IN 2016 NOBILITY RIGGED THE GAME!

[$5/COLBERT]

IF ANYBODY CAN FLIP LUIS GREEN AND MARSHAWN LYNCH IT IS OCASIO-CORTEZ, WHO IS APPROPRIATELY ON RECORD AS GIVING ZERO FUCKS.

[PRICELESS MEMORY]

PRICELESS?!!!

LUIS GREEN STILL COUNTING: NINE THOUSAND EIGHT HUNDRED THIRTY TWO FUCKS, NINE THOUSAND EIGHT HUNDRED THIRTY THREE FUCKS, 9,834, 9835, 9836, 9837

[FADE UP · HIGH HOPES/CANCER]

NOBILITY HAS NOTHING FOR LUIS GREEN’S MOM. HUMANITY, ON THE OTHER HAND, STANDS FOR THE PROPOSITION THAT WHEN CONFRONTED WITH CANCER IS A CLEAN BILL OF HEALTH AND NO OTHER.

YOU COULD EVEN CALL IT — A BEST CASE SCENARIO — CAN I JUST GET “PUN OF THE YEAR” RIGHT NOW!

[AWDS/RECONCILIATION]

I TITLED THAT CLIP “RECONCILIATION” BECAUSE NOBILITY NEVER RECONCILES, NEVER PUBLICLY ADMITS TO MISTAKES, AS SEBASTIAN DOES THERE.

[AOC/TNC]

TO REACH OUT MARK AT MARK WHITNEY DOT COM · MARK AT MARK WHITNEY DOT COM!

TO BE MY SIDEKICK GO TO LATE NITE LAST WEEK DOT COM AND KICK IN AND I PROMISE TO KEEP BANGING MY DRUM FOR YEARS TO COME!

LATE NITE LAST WEEK AND LATE NITE LAST NITE ARE PRODUCTIONS OF SIS BOOM BAA LLC. SEE YA’ SOON!

[COULTER KICKER]