02.19LN · Bill & Melinda Gates · Steve Martin Short · Joe List · Richard Kind



“Harken back to my sons coming of age. Remember telling them: ‘If Microsoft Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask to be your default browser, you can damn well take a breath and ask that girl out!” ~Mark Whitney

Late Nite Last Nite · Bill Maher, Real Time, Samantha Bee, Full Frontal, Colin Jost, Michael Che, Weekend Update, Saturday Night Live, SNL, James Corden, The Late Late Show, Carpool Karaoke • Stephen Colbert, The Late Show, Jimmy Fallon, The Tonight Show, Seth Meyers, Late Night with Seth Meyers, Jimmy Kimmel, Jimmy Kimmel Live, Trevor Noah, The Daily Show, Conan O’Brien, Jim Jefferies, 2020 Presidential Election, Best Of Late Night Comedy, Late Night Comedy Podcast, Political Jokes, Political Humor, Political Satire, Mark Whitney, Donald Trump, 2020 Presidential Election, Political Analysis


02.18LN · Trump Physical: President Aces Mammogram



“President Rickles passed his physical. Totally aced the mammogram!” ~Mark Whitney [SCRIPT]

Late Nite Last Nite · Bill Maher, Real Time, Samantha Bee, Full Frontal, Colin Jost, Michael Che, Weekend Update, Saturday Night Live, SNL, James Corden, The Late Late Show, Carpool Karaoke • Stephen Colbert, The Late Show, Jimmy Fallon, The Tonight Show, Seth Meyers, Late Night with Seth Meyers, Jimmy Kimmel, Jimmy Kimmel Live, Trevor Noah, The Daily Show, Conan O’Brien, Jim Jefferies, 2020 Presidential Election, Best Of Late Night Comedy, Late Night Comedy Podcast, Political Jokes, Political Humor, Political Satire, Mark Whitney, Donald Trump, 2020 Presidential Election, Political Analysis


02.13LW · Blackface History Month · Partial Birth Of A Nation · Killing Tom Brady



“It’s Blackface History Month! Or, if you prefer ‘Partial Birth Of A Nation’! Committed listeners know when it comes to abortion, my record is clear: ‘Abortion should be legal until the fetus is eighteen!” ~Mark Whitney [SCRIPT]
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LEFT: Officers of the Hi-Y club in the 1977 Onancock High School yearbook. Ralph Northam is standing in the back row in a checked shirt. Terry Smoot, far right, is wearing plaid pants. RIGHT: A photo from Northam’s 1984 medical school yearbook page shows two people, one in blackface and one in a Ku Klux Klan robe and hood. The person in blackface is also wearing plaid pants. Smoot says it isn’t him.

Late Nite Last Nite · Bill Maher, Real Time, Samantha Bee, Full Frontal, Colin Jost, Michael Che, Weekend Update, Saturday Night Live, SNL, James Corden, The Late Late Show, Carpool Karaoke • Stephen Colbert, The Late Show, Jimmy Fallon, The Tonight Show, Seth Meyers, Late Night with Seth Meyers, Jimmy Kimmel, Jimmy Kimmel Live, Trevor Noah, The Daily Show, Conan O’Brien, Jim Jefferies, 2020 Presidential Election, Best Of Late Night Comedy, Late Night Comedy Podcast, Political Jokes, Political Humor, Political Satire, Mark Whitney, Donald Trump, 2020 Presidential Election, Political Analysis


02.13LW · Certified Black Weed · Viola Davis · Ellen Page · Rosie O’Donnell · Killer Mike · Bill de Blasio



“Conan Christopher O’Brien. Easy guy for me to relate to. Fellow fifty-something. Born in New England. Former altar boy turned recovering Irish Catholic and podcaster. My understanding is that like me, Conan still reads the bible for the laughs. Take Matthew Chapter 22 Verse 39: ‘Thou shalt love thy neighbor as thyself.’ So, I gotta’ jerk him off, too?!” [SCRIPT]

Late Nite Last Week · Bill Maher, Real Time, Samantha Bee, Full Frontal, Colin Jost, Michael Che, Weekend Update, Saturday Night Live, SNL, James Corden, The Late Late Show, Carpool Karaoke • Stephen Colbert, The Late Show, Jimmy Fallon, The Tonight Show, Seth Meyers, Late Night with Seth Meyers, Jimmy Kimmel, Jimmy Kimmel Live, Trevor Noah, The Daily Show, Conan O’Brien, Jim Jefferies, 2020 Presidential Election, Best Of Late Night Comedy, Late Night Comedy Podcast, Political Jokes, Political Humor, Political Satire, Mark Whitney, Donald Trump, 2020 Presidential Election, Political Analysis


02.02LN · Christie On Trump Campaign: “Whole thing was a joke.” · Nation’s Coldspot? The Ed Sullivan Theatre



“Christie’s experience as a presidential candidate in 2016 foreshadows what I believe we’re going to see this year with Sanders. Look for Sanders to announce in front of a crowd of fifty to a hundred thousand people, thereby imposing the same dilemma faced by monied Republican insiders when the populist outsider secures an early lead.” ~Mark Whitney [SCRIPT]

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01.29LN · Howard Schultz Roast: Better Latte Than Never



“That’s right! Howard Schultz is running as an independent. Said Schultz: “I am not a Republican. Not a Democrat. I’m half-n-half.” ~Mark Whitney [SCRIPT]

Late Nite Last Nite · Bill Maher, Real Time, Samantha Bee, Full Frontal, Colin Jost, Michael Che, Weekend Update, Saturday Night Live, SNL, James Corden, The Late Late Show, Carpool Karaoke • Stephen Colbert, The Late Show, Jimmy Fallon, The Tonight Show, Seth Meyers, Late Night with Seth Meyers, Jimmy Kimmel, Jimmy Kimmel Live, Trevor Noah, The Daily Show, Conan O’Brien, Jim Jefferies, 2020 Presidential Election, Best Of Late Night Comedy, Late Night Comedy Podcast, Political Jokes, Political Humor, Political Satire, Mark Whitney, Donald Trump, 2020 Presidential Election, Political Analysis


01.27LW · New Deal Or No Deal: #AOC On The Morality Of Billionaires · Kamala Harris Is Marco Rubio · Government Open For Bribery



“Government of course is re-opened for bribery. Cloak room fully stocked with Vaseline, Crisco and KY, for when the lobbyists pop by for a filibuster. That’s what they call it. Filibuster. Latin for handjob!” [SCRIPT]

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01.19LN · Trump’s White House: Home Of The Whopper! · Note To Gillibrand: Stop Wasting Our Time



AMERICAN HUMORIST ERMA BOMBECK WRITES: “ANY MAN WATCHES THREE FOOTBALL GAMES IN A ROW SHOULD BE DECLARED DEAD.” [SCRIPT]

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01.16LW · Kevin Hart Transcends “The Community”



“If people are going to be offended by ten year old tweets, I am going back to telling retard jokes beginning with people who are offended by ten year old tweets.” ~Mark Whitney

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01.12LN · The Wall Joke: Democrats Bring Facts To A Comedy Show



Late Nite Last Nite · Bill Maher, Real Time, Samantha Bee, Full Frontal, Colin Jost, Michael Che, Weekend Update, Saturday Night Live, SNL, James Corden, The Late Late Show, Carpool Karaoke • Stephen Colbert, The Late Show, Jimmy Fallon, The Tonight Show, Seth Meyers, Late Night with Seth Meyers, Jimmy Kimmel, Jimmy Kimmel Live, Trevor Noah, The Daily Show, Conan O’Brien, Jim Jefferies, 2020 Presidential Election, Best Of Late Night Comedy, Late Night Comedy Podcast, Political Jokes, Political Humor, Political Satire, Mark Whitney, Donald Trump, 2020 Presidential Election, Political Analysis